Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Hot Toys + Watchmen = Oh no

I'm supposed to be studying right now, but instead of doing that, I hit up Toy News International, as I am often wont to do. Lo and behold, Sally Jupiter's kid is sitting right atop the page.

Oh no.

This post will therefore serve as an open letter to Hot Toys.

Dear Hot Toys,
I do not have enough money to buy all of the things you make that I want. I do not collect 12" figures, but yours are so beyond anything else on the market that every time you release something, I'm interested. Now that I've already pre-ordered your Police Joker, I cannot start considering all of the Watchmen you will undoubtedly make. Please, for the sake of my wallet, stop!
Sincerely,
(name removed to protect nerdity)

The thing is, I can't picture what a Hot Toys female body, clothed in very little, would look like. The male true-type body is not something that lends itself to being mostly nude, so I doubt the female body would. But who knows? Perhaps we'll have to wait and see.

But seriously, I can't afford this.1

1For now.

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